1) Treat yourself to a tablet or an iPad
Your woman is definitely going to splurge to her best ability during the sale. This year, level the playing field and spend on yourself as well.
The gadget will definitely keep you entertained and kill time as your partner runs around making purchases. Think about it, you will only have come out of your state of oblivion when she occasionally asks you how she looks in an outfit.
Better still, ask your woman to purchase the gadget for you. After all, it is a small price to pay for your porter services.