Site of the Week

Story by TAN YI HUI, JONATHAN FAM, KI'ERN TAN & KELVIN LIM

http://surisburnbook.tumblr.com/

Who better to pass judgement on Tinseltown’s golden babies than the world’s most famous fashionable kid, Suri Cruise? Written by blogger Allie Hagan, this satirical tumblr site (which will soon be released as a book) is a hilariously caustic commentary on famous tykes told from the perspective of six-year-old ‘Suri’. Dripping with sarcasm, ‘Suri’ lambasts other celeb spawn for their fashion choices, constantly worries about being upstaged by William and Kate’s future baby, calls Vivienne Jolie-Pitt a “gnome”, laughs at Harper Beckham’s cankles, and even suggests starting a “Help Violet Affleck Dress Better” charity fund before changing her mind and waving her off as a lost cause. The little diva even makes fun of her father’s height and takes pot shots at her mum for wearing the same pair of heels more than once.