Predictable break-up phrases
Break-up one-liner 3: “I don’t want a girlfriend/boyfriend”
Translation: “I don’t want to be with you”
This classic one-liner is usually followed by “if I were ready for commitment, you would definitely be the one.” Gee, thanks for thinking of us. This is one of the worst break-up lines because not only are we being dumped, this person is also dangling the hope that somewhere down the line they will want to be with us. In reality, this probably isn’t going to happen so it’s best to forget about them.