Workaholic

What they say: ‘I’ve got a really early meeting.’

Ouch! If your guy whips out this line after you’ve just had a grown-up sleepover at his house you know that you won’t be getting a call for another date any time soon. When a guy says that he’s got a really early meeting in the morning, what he actually means is that he wants you to stop spooning him so that he can stretch out and reclaim his bed.