2. Low sugar mooncake

2. Low sugar mooncake

As our metabolism declines with age, we’ve come to accept that mooncakes are terrifically fatty. Like love, they’re enjoyable in the beginning, but can leave us feeling worse than before. If your mooncake of choice is the low fat one, well, you’re probably a fan of low-maintenance relationships. You want a man who will show you a good time, but who won’t break your heart too badly once the relationship's finished. He’ll look like the average guy, but once you’ve sampled him, you’ll find that he’s a little blander than the regular offerings.

Pictured above: Mandarin Court Baked Mooncake with Macadamia Nuts and Low Sugar White Lotus Paste, $55 per box of 4